While perusing the news, I came across a story that simultaneously surprised, delighted, and embarrassed me.
I've lived in Queens for 24 years. And I've always known what an undervalued asset Queens is to New York, to America, to all of humanity, even!
Queens and her integral airports! Her majestic Unisphere! Her endearing Archie-Bunker-style houses! Her confusing street names! My lovely borough of Queens! Finally, the recognition we deserve, albeit in the strangest of ways.
Not to mention, if I am able to get in on this bizarre scheme, tuition bills will be a joke!
And then I looked at the link more closely.
Queens Underwear Sells for Thousands
No. Wait. There's an apostrophe there, isn't there?
Queen's Underwear Sells for Thousands
Oh. Right. Not us.